You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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