If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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