He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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