I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.