obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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