Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?