at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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