what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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