38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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