with your own penis?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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