I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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