I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just gift wrapped bread.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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