I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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