i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..