yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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