Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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