Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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