what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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