arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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