he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He passed out mid-signature
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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