The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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