so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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