**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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