but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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