Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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