please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
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woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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