I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I got inside last night via doggy door
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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