dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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