? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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