so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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