Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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