I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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