Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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