Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You pole danced in your parka.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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