it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
