He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Use "feeling words"
Yay
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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