Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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