I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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