i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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