Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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