oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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