But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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