Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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