Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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