Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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