Nicole vs. Life
She announced her abortion via fbk
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
my god I love twenty year old dicks
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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