so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
two words...techno handjob
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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