This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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