dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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