I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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