So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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