btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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