glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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