At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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