He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
God I need to hump something, right now.
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